Urban Manticore
       
     
Son of Sloth
       
     
The Spirits of the West
       
     
Baphocat
       
     
The Book of Rana
       
     
The Prowler
       
     
Our Lady of the Cosmos
       
     
The Spirit of the Night
       
     
Pugus Rex
       
     
The Archer & Hound
       
     
The Soil
       
     
The Twins
       
     
Jolly Charley
       
     
Wandering Wile
       
     
O Leviathan
       
     
 BONVM EX TAEDIO
       
     
Aw Heck... Crabs
       
     
Urban Manticore
       
     
Urban Manticore

The elusive urban manticore is comprised of the most beloved local fauna.

Son of Sloth
       
     
Son of Sloth

For the Great Sloth so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not perish, but have eternal life and endless cecropia leaves for their tum tums.

The Spirits of the West
       
     
The Spirits of the West

There is nothing in this damned land that the Spirits of the West haven’t foreseen. They’ll feed their young on the fields of ash we leave behind.

Baphocat
       
     
Baphocat

The Fallen, the Adversary, the Beast... Old Scratchpost, King of the Furnace where he bakes tiny widdle invisible biscuits. Baphocat tells us “Do as thou wilt shall be the whole of the Paw.”

The Book of Rana
       
     
The Book of Rana

The few who find enlightenment are the most pitiable of all. They spend eternity fruitlessly dissecting the answer, muttering “This can’t be all there is.”
- The Book of Rana, canto 77

The Prowler
       
     
The Prowler

The Prowler is no more evil than you feasting upon a crunchwrap supreme, if only the crunchwrap was still living several bites in. Hunger is its curse, but the eating, its pleasure.

Our Lady of the Cosmos
       
     
Our Lady of the Cosmos

Our Lady of the Cosmos blesses us all equally with a benevolent indifference.

The Spirit of the Night
       
     
The Spirit of the Night

The watchful eyes that never blink.

Pugus Rex
       
     
Pugus Rex

The Pug King knows that the key to his rule is spectacle and tradition. He never skimps on fine royal trappings.

The Archer & Hound
       
     
The Archer & Hound

“Between the two of us, we hear and smell far better than we’ll ever need to see. For example, he can smell the blood beneath your skin but I don’t hear you running.”

The Soil
       
     
The Soil

For all our many failings, we’ve always excelled at feeding the soil.

The Twins
       
     
The Twins

The Twins are always watching the East and West simultaneously, never knowing from which direction the Prowler will return.

Jolly Charley
       
     
Jolly Charley

After 60 years, it’s not the incessant crash of cymbals that drove Jolly Charley to madness, but the quiet moments of dread between each beat.

Wandering Wile
       
     
Wandering Wile

If you’re looking to escape your reality for an evening, Wandering Wile provides multiversal excursions in capsule form, for a shockingly affordable price.

*Return to your universe of origin or preferred timeline not guaranteed.

O Leviathan
       
     
O Leviathan

“O Leviathan,
Calamity beneath the waves,
Beat your primeval might upon the bow,
So that Man will be undone.”

The Book of Giants, Canto 111

 BONVM EX TAEDIO
       
     
BONVM EX TAEDIO

A demon does evil by nature. It does good out of infinite boredom.

Aw Heck... Crabs
       
     
Aw Heck... Crabs

The river Styx is actually bountiful with a striking breed of succulent harlequin crabs, and yet people choose rather to starve when they see one. I cannot fathom why.